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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
OH MAN THE BATSUIT WAS UNACCEPTABLE. (I know there's a thread about this movie here somewhere but what the hell, we've already gone off-fuckin'-topic). That crap played a major role in Affleck being way more believable as Bruce Wayne than as The Batman. Whoever signed off on that costume should be sent to polish ISIS' soldiers' boots. I mean, those motherfuckers always look dirty. So anyway, the exoskeleton at least was pretty decent...
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When the fucking ROBOTIC batuit is the only one that's passable, something's wrong. I agree, it was decent. But most people were like "Oh, so Batman's Iron Man now?" (missing the irony of Iron Man being an abject Batman direct rip in the first place).
Look at how fat his fucking head looks! Unacceptable.
Also... look, you can even see the bat-veins! Remember when bat-nipples were such a big deal after Schumacher used them? This is almost as bad.
Oh, and to make this relevant...
I just read that Danny Elfman is doing the score for Justice League, taking over for Junkie XL and Hans Zimmer (who did BvS, the soundtrack of which was actually pretty good... Zimmer's amazing). And a lot of Tim Burton-era fans are excited about this, like it's a dream come true, but me, I say fuck that!!
Yes, Danny Elfman do a very nice, maybe even iconic job on the scores for Batman '89 and Batman Returns, but that was then. He hasn't done much else that hasn't sucked, besides dating Kim Gordon. And what's the deal with everything about Justice League being in a constant state of flux? Snyder leaves, band Joss Whedon takes over direction? Huh? Then Billy Crudup leaves after filming his scenes? Wha? Now the movie is presumably done, but the soundtrack is just being assigned?
Nothing about this sounds promising in any way.
So, the Justice League soundtrack is NOT on my best new/most anticipated albums of 2017 list, and that's how I'm gonna tie everything up with a nice little bow.
