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i... dont like to think about dudes when having sex (sorry, dudes)

the way i see it, you're neurotically ruining your chances to remove the condom in this scenario

i don't know what to tell you. if i had tact i'd write an advice column. instead, i insult people without trying.

i guess to put it in pop culture terms-- you have to become spongeworthy (or pillworthy?)

whining about it won't make you pillworthy

whining never works, not in the long run anyway

cmon man. be creative. have a good time before you die. this is now.