I can't believe I am doing this.
OK, I went and found some vintage pix that I think might qualify, and photographed them at close range with my digital camera for extra shittiness. I have no scanner, but hopefully the graininess will add some extra emo-ness to this hilarious blackmail fodder...
March 1985, 14 years old:
April 1986, 15 years old:
Mopey: check.
Bad hair: check.
Grainy picture: check.
Not looking at camera: check.
Jesus.