If you're as obsessive as I am about the best animated show ever, you'll probably have tons of them
Zapp: "What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
Fry: "Whoa, they are great! Mmm. They're like sex, except I'm having them!"
Brannigan: "Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola."
Professor: "Fry can't know anything about the mission, if he finds out, the worms will try to defend themselves. They know everything he knows."
Bender: "they know how to make ice cream soup?"
Humourbot: "Then he said, 'meet SuperCollider,' Super collide her?! I just met her"
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../3ACV13/19.mp3Silon & Garfunkel
Mr Smith: "Haha, a casino where I'm winning? A car must have killed me, I must be .. in heaven! ... A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be .. in hell!"
Speaker: "No Mr Smith, you are not in heaven or hell. You are on an air plane."
Mr Smith: "There is a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!"
Speaker: "Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!"
Mr Smith: "Noo! Eva Braun, help me! Aaaaargh!"
Bender: "Saw it comin'"
Fry: "These new hands are great! I'm gonna break them in tonight."
80s Guy: "There are two kinds of people. Sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?"
Zoidberg: "Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?"
Fry: "Wow! Check out that guy! He makes Speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales."
Morgan: Why is there yoghurt in this cap?
Fry: I can explain! You see, it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all.
"Full price for gum?! That dog won't hunt, Monsenior."
"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"