[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

it appears:
it appears one person with b.p. initials does not in fact eat large hot turds for breakfast, contrary to appearances (some people are saying),
and it appears that some things are facts and not appearances
but it also appears that it's hard to tell what's what
so i'll just say
that it appears that the rumor that b.p. ate large hot turds for lunch was
just a rumor, or so it appears, and some people are saying, it appears
that we will know more when this individual with initials b.p. is named.
it could be british petroleum, or brains pickled, or bathroom predator--who knows!
but it appears we don't know a thing at all, and so for now, it just appears, and in my opinion, it is all appearances,
so we know nothing about the appearance of this bathroom predator eating large hot turds for lunch business.
or maybe it was breakfast, it appears.

"Just asking questions".