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Okay, I work at walmart, and as you can imagine it does little more than pay the bills, so I want to try to make some more money in the time between me working at walmart and figuring out what I can do with my life (since I'm only 20..).. So...
- Selling used shit on ebay (obviously)
- Forming a noise band and releasing 600 albums a year (a few have to sell; I mean, I've sold plenty of scissor shock records, but those take a long time to make, so..)
- Taking internet surveys that pay like 15 cents at a time
- Becoming a begger
- Asking every one of my friends for, like, a dollar a month and saving the dollars
- Stealing change from fountains around town (why do people throw their QUARTERS in water fountains?!)
- Donating plasma
- Donating sperm (though the drive to the nearest sperm bank is about 100 miles..)
- Signing up for weird scientific studies (of which I have never seen any of around here, but I'm sure they exist)
Ways to save money?:
- Only eat spaghetti and ramen noodles and macaroni and cheese (I have a thing for Chinese food, but I need to stop eating at those goddamn pricey buffets)
- Buy only things I'm going to use (why do I buy every overpriced SNES and PS1 RPG I come across? I'm never going to play them all!)
- Do everything I need to do in one trip (stop driving so much.. obvious, but it's hard)
- Convince my girlfriend that she doesn't need to go to $20 buffet dinners every other day
- Stop buying so many goddamn horror movies!!!! So many books! So many albums! So many video games! Only buy something when I've finished with the last thing I bought!
- Stop playing so many arcade games
I dunno.. I don't want to take the fun out of my life, but I only have $3000 in the bank from working for a year, and I really want to build it up as much as possible.. My goal is $10,000 by summer next year, and after I get to that point I'm going to try to figure out what to do with things.. yeah. Anyway, any help (even if it's jokey) is appreciated.
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