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i was once groped by a friend. we were sitting talking and he suddenly grabbed my leg & gave me puppy eyes. it was really awkward and i asked him to please take it off. it made me understand women a little better (no joke, i had never been groped, it's different when you're the recipient).

at another time some apparently hetero dude revealed his true nature when he declared his lust for me while he was plastered. it was uncomfortable, but i managed to redirect him to a chick with a square jaw that was available nearby.

now, i can't believe that hugging between men is considered "gay" by some people here-- please... wtf? being afraid of hugs is more gay in my opinion. you know, afraid you might discover hidden urges? but anyway... what does it matter what i think?

now i thought the poll itself asked about "cunnilingus" and my answer to that is a most resounding YES. best dessert on the planet.