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this poll is sick, sick...

red delicious apples must die.

but fujis and braeburns ah!

is there even an iota of similarity between these? no.
we need a poll with hundreds and hundreds of options.

smyrna figs > black mission figs > fig newtons

hence i refuse to vote. it's heresy to badmouth the sacred pleasures of the table.