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shakira is not human, nothing that hideous could have come out of a womb, that voice is like sandpaper being shoved up an arse of a stray cat whilst that cat has been chewing on nettles (im guessing that cats mouths get stung by nettles, maybe they have protected enzymes in the saliva that stop this...) and then and only then is the addition of the closure of her nostrils by an ogre who is 7 times her size pinching her nose and then and only then wyclyffe jean (or WHY CLIFF? SEAN! as he is affectionatly known round here) butts in with his ugh ugh yeah hu hu shit.
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