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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i have the FLU. not HEPATITIS.
you dolt. i thought i was going to have to pay out my ass in medical bills. kiss my fucking flu-ridden ass.

• Body aches, especially joints and throat
• Coughing and sneezing
• Extreme coldness and fever
• Fatigue
• Headache
• Irritated watering eyes
• Nasal congestion
• Nausea and vomiting
• Reddened eyes, skin (especially face), mouth, throat and nose

sure, i would fuck you, but there's the issue of your contagion, and my reticence to go anal (because all fucking must end somehow there) with someone who eats the way you do

anyway congratulations for not being so terribly sick. it is an infection nevertheless. you just dodged a bullet, you french-fry eater.