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APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFIA
Whazza u name _________________________
U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________
U-Streeta____________
Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Runna De Nummbas_____ Pimp?____Prostitutta?___Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________
Whazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?_____
Iffa So, For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize_____
I Keednap Sumbodys___________
Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________
U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________
U Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)__________
Thinks You Willa Needda:
1 pare darke glasses
1 poun mozzarella cheez
1 black shurt widda wite tie
1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pare pointie shooz
1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pare cement shooz
1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
1 8x10 picchur Frank Sinatra
JOINNA DE LA COSTRA NOSA NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE ANN WELLCUMMAH 2 Z FAMIGLIA!
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