Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

I am Jewish and, therefore, have better reasons for hating christmas than everyone else. Here they are:
1) I have a tree in my house for no apparent reason
2) I have to buy people presents even though it's none of their birthdays
3) I am forced to listen to people singing celebration for that cunt being born who nicked all my people
4) Jews aren't allowed into churches unless invited - we are very like vampires in that respect

Only joking, I love Christmas! I am Jewish and angry, but who can remain frowning when Wizzard are on?