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Me cock has got very sensitive in the past 20 years.Everytime i wank meself off in the morning it takes ages to wipe all the muck off it and it hurts like a rusty iron bar up yer arse.Do you have any suggestions for a poor old sod like me?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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