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When crypto was 5 he used to play a game called "Bathroom Cowboy" @ public restrooms
He would walk into a stall, drop his pants, grap his wee-wee and twirl it in circles and what not
spelling out his name and drawing things
trying to pee on as much things as he could
the toilet paper, the walls, the toilet, the toilet knob, etc.
all this while pretending he was swingin' a lasso with his other hand
One day he decided to try this at home...
there was 4 differnet bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house
one in his room, another one in his sisters, another one in the playroom, and another one in the guest room
Well, crypto decided to do it in the guest rooms bathroom
the incident went unnoticed for 3 days
My mother mentioned that the maid had to clean pee of the walls, floor, toilet, and sink before dinner
she asked me if i knew anything about this
and i blamed it on the dog
i was grounded for 2 weeks and i got a spankin'
never again would crypto play bathroom cowboy
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