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Old 11.16.2006, 07:09 PM   #58
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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Curious as to why are we all talking in 3rd person?! Anyway...

When Kegmama was a little girl, like 7, she was helping her Mom clean house. Little Kegmama went to unplug the vaccum from a loose wall socket and got the shock of her life… Literally!

She was rushed to the Emergency room hospital where she had to remain for a few days to be treated for a badly burned hand. It was charred and black and seemed to immediately fill with blisters. She recalls two specific events from the ordeal- telling her mama in a sweet and innocent voice “Mummy, I’ve got blistas on my fingas!” and then the Dr. coming in to cut them off. Also, the fact that due to pain medication she was put in a big kid diaper, and even at age 7 was totally and completely embarrassed and refused to ‘use’ it.

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Another little known fact- as an adult Kegmama can tie a cherry stem in a knot with only her tongue.

my oh my.

the cherry stalk thing is amazing. twin peaks eat your heart out.
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