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Chicago Town Microwave Pizza
Purchase double pack of Chicago Town Microwave Pizzas, plain cheese and tomato. Add a drop of tabasco sauce in the center of the pizza, then north, south, east and west. Sprinkle some mixed herbs atop it. Add some spicy sausage, ham, or any other meat, fish, or strange fruit. Microwave using directions on box.
Eat.
I was kidding, for fuck's sake- stop neg repping me.
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