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Yeah, I have to settle making my own 'Rao's food' because I got a better chance of marrying Kim Gordon than to actually get a meal from that restaurant. They only have 10 tables and they are all owned by people who have bought them and nobody uses them except for the owner of that table. Well, with the exception a few years back when a bunch of Albanian gangsters weren't allowed to eat there so they strongarmed their way to a table that wasn't in use that belonged to John Gotti (even though he'd been locked up for 10 years already - he still had his table). My dream one of these days is to have a drink at their bar. Nobody owns the barstools.
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