|
This thread is freaking brilliant.
Speaking of which, has anyone ever read The Dirt?
Well gather round and I will tell you a tale.
So Nikki is a bit down in the dumbs and he's living in a rented apartment with a friend. He thinks to himself "Man, I need some loving". Turns out that a woman lives opposite him, so he decides to try it on with her. He takes round a few drinks and the next thing you know, he gets lucky! So they spend the night together and then he wakes uo in the morning and decides he wants to get back to his bed.
So he goes back into his flat only for his mate to see him and say "Dude! What happened to your face..." Nikki is like "What?". Off to the mirror he goes and BUGGER! He's got blood all over his face...yep you guessed it, she was on and he was so drunk to realise it and proceeded to go down on her without a care in the world. A true gentleman he is.
True story.
__________________
Down with this sort of thing.
|