I think I'll make my own story up.
I'm going to tell my kids that a giant possum warps into people's houses and magically makes presents appear. I will then explain to them how the whole "santa" story is a fake, but not to let other people know, or he/she will not get presents from the Christmas possum.
It will be genuis, the kid will think he knows more than the rest of the world and that others are in denial of the truth by having the whole "santa" story. Plus they'll probably like the fact that it's a possum as oppose to an obese guy that wears red.
