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1. It's constantly bragging about its "trunk size"
2. Some guy named Mujibur puts a crappy Statue of Liberty on top of it
3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours
4. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it
5. It keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list10. It's two feet tall, forty feet wide
6. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it
7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride
8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it
9. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
10. It's two feet tall, forty feet wide
(Source: Top Ten Lists from LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN) years ago
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