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i like sharks. i hate all the bullshit shark phobia everyone has cos of jaws. FACT people - sharks are so unlikely to attack you - it's amazing. saw it in a documentary. sharks aren't the badass killers people think. they are just the clutzy oaf in the playground picking on the weak tiny kids. they can't change direction very well at all. it takes them fucking ages or something i think. sharks just do their natural thing and all these humans get uppity and scared of them. leave the sharks alone dammit. they are just solid dudes. creatures like all of us. they look kinda cool. like bitey phallus's. wait - did i just stumble upon something? is the peoples view on the shark due to them looking like a phallus with teeth?
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