[fishmonkey]

i went to see MEGADETH with a few of my metal buddies, i dont like them at all but they had a spare ticket and dragged me alson, i was working in Dublin at the time and they were driving up from the country to meet me before the gig but i finished work early and went drinking on my own before they came, needless to say by the time i met them i was fuckin hammered. Went to the gig and was sooooo drunk i sat down against the back wall with my legs spread out before me all night causing a right scene..... cut to 2 years after and i'm after playing a gig with my band in a local town, i get talkin to all these metal heads at the gig, the topic comes round to megedeth and the gig they played when one of em says.."Yeah i was at that gig and halfways thru i was going to the toilet and i tripped over this fuckin idiot half lying on the ground, whacked me head and nearly sprained me ankle... Fuckin kids drunk at gigs..." ... "thats awful i said " knowing the person he was talking about was me...at this point i made my excuses and left. Close call when your looking into the eyes of a metalhead