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I am available to act as Valentine for any ladies who feel the need to send tokens of affection to a man but have no suitable target upon which to bestow them. I am happy to accept cards, chocolates, cuddly toys and record tokens. It will be appreciated if you do not mark your gifts in any way, as i will then be able to pass them onto my girlfriend and pretend that they are items that I have purchased especially for her. It will be appreciated if you do not sent garments of underwear, as this may lead to awkward questions.
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