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Old 02.08.2007, 12:24 PM   #80
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Originally Posted by sonicl
I am available to act as Valentine for any ladies who feel the need to send tokens of affection to a man but have no suitable target upon which to bestow them. I am happy to accept cards, chocolates, cuddly toys and record tokens. It will be appreciated if you do not mark your gifts in any way, as i will then be able to pass them onto my girlfriend and pretend that they are items that I have purchased especially for her. It will be appreciated if you do not sent garments of underwear, as this may lead to awkward questions.

Could you pm me your new address as i still have the old one?
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