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The Simpsons didn't invent the Texan character that fires into the air all the time out of thin air.
Ever hear of Nokia chocolate? That's Texans for you, right there. They buy chocolate from France and then shape it themselves and sell it in upscale shoppes worldwide, touting it as the most pure chocolate and it's all horseshit. They mold it in a strip mall in fucking Plano!
Well, it's apples and oranges anyway. I'm dealing with something useful, made in USA, with a manufacturer's lifetime unlimited warranty. You're dealing in the fly-by-night, wispy world of entertainment where people charge whatever the fuck they want and get away with it most of the time.
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