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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Dear Pookie,
I have called the duty electrician because one of the lightbulbs in here is gone and he still didn't turn up.Should i take it upon myself to attempt a bit of DIY or just wait for him?
Yours
Creepo Crapo
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Dear Creepy Crappy,
Pookie is currently indisposed, but in view of the potentially life-threatening situation in which you find yourself, I have been called upon to answer in his absence.
You should on no account "attempt a bit of DIY". Electricity is very dangerous, and not to be played with. You should instead wait patiently for a qualified person to come and rectify the situation, and while you wait you should try to make do with what little light is available to you and write a list of jokes that seem suitable to the occasion.
Regards,
Pookie's self-appointed deputy