Dude- that reminds me. My little brother used to pretend to have sex with a teddy bear when he was really really young. He would strip down, get the teddy bear, put it on a blanket, close the doors, and then start dry humping it.
Afterwards he would come to my sister and I and ask us to play doctor because his "wife's" baby needed to be delivered. So we'd get a small teddy bear (he was always getting new ones) and try to reenact a baby being delivered.
He and his "wife" had like 15 kids. I kid you not.
|