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exchange Barbs?
like Barbara Walters for Barbara Bush?
No, man, l know what you mean.
You got all these responsibilities now.
-You're married, you got a kid,
it looks like your whole life is set down...
Where's the excitement?
Yeah, Glen, l guess that's it.
-OK, that's the disease, but you got the cure.
Yeah?
-Dr. Glen is here to tell you
that you can heal thyself.
What do l gotta do?
- Well, you just gotta broaden your mind.
Say if l was to ask you
''What do you think about Dot?''
Well, she's a fine woman you got there.
-Okay, now you might not know it
to look at her, but she's a hellcat.
That right?
- T-l-G-E-R.
Well, what's that gotta do with...
- Now, don't rush me...
The thing about Dot is...
She told me this. She thinks...
She thinks you're cute.
Yeah?
-Im not crappin' you negative.
And l could say the same thing about Ed.
What are you talkin' about, Glen?
- What am l talkin' about?
l'm talkin' about sex.
What are you talkin' about?
l'm talkin' about l'amour.
l'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers.
As in, "to swing."
l'm talkin' about wife-swappin'.
l'm talkin' about what they
call now ''open marriage''...
Now you just keep your goddamn hands off my wife.
-l was only tryin' to help! You're crazy!
You're crazy, man!
Keep your goddamn hands off my wife!
-You're crazy! l pity you!
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-We finally go out with some decent people
and you break his nose. That ain't funny, Hi.
His kids seemed to think it was funny.
-Well, they're just kids.
You're a grown man with responsibilities.
Whatever possessed ya?
He was provokin' me.
- How'd he do that?
Never mind.
- But, Hi, he's your foreman.
He's just gonna fire you now.
l expect he will.
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