Ken Starr Hates Jesus, Free Speech and Bong Hits
Remember Ken Starr? Hillary didn’t have him murdered He didn’t commit suicide after all! On Monday, everybody’s favorite Church Lady will be arguing a very important case before the Supreme Court.
Back in 2002, a kid up in Alaska decided to put up a banner at his school — yes, they now have schools in Alaska. The banner said, obviously, BONG HITS 4 JESUS. Young dadaist Joseph Frederick said he just wanted to put some crazy stuff on a banner “as an absurdist way to assert his free-speech rights.” Oh, and the Olympic Torch and its Human Jogger-Carrier were passing the school that day. So the principal tore down the Jesus banner, and now Ken Starr will argue on behalf of the principal and the Bush Administration (really). On the other side, the ACLU and
conservative Christian groups will argue for the rights of 14 year olds to put up BONG HITS 4 JESUS banners.
Starr 2 Argue 4 School Rules [WSJ Washington Wire]