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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Did you ever end up in a physical fight because of work? Now, there's something that is unthinkable for me. I'm not good at fighting, anyway. Besides, i've never been in that sort of situation in the workplace.

god no! i yell at people because they think they are "the boss" and can bark orders at you. fuck that!

o wait yes yes yes i did but it was like this

i was a waiter & this little jackass actor had a station next to mine. he was trying to pick on me because i was new & that gave him a feeling of superiority or something.

we exchanged words, i told him to stay out of my way-- just, don't bug me. well, he needed to continue the provocations, so whe he went past me the next time & he coughed right into my face. right there like 1 inch close-- fucking gross! stinky bastard.

would i let such a slight go by unpunished? not in a million years of course. i wasn't bred to take shit from people.

so the next time we went past each other i leaned into him & elbowed him in the ribs real good-- i put in shoulder, elbow, and my full weight. mind you, im pretty solidly built. he went down on the ground with his tray in a big racket of silverware & lost air & almost cried. i had a moment of gleeful satisfaction.

of course the manager called us together, the other guy made a lot more than me for the place (i'm a terrible waiter, he was an actor), so i got fired that day.

funny thing is--- they did me a favor. i HATED waiting tables, i was making shit money, and i detested their little pecking order and pedestrian minds. so i put on a jacket & tie, and went to look for work in a temp agency-- what happened afterwards was a lot of fun.

but i really need to go make breakfast & start working.

have fun porks.