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working at Specs liquor store
a man comes in, seemingly in a hurry, and asks me "where are the martinis?"
flustered, I say, "sir, all you need is some vermouth and some vodka or gin, and you can add olives or an onion or any garnish you like."
he looks at me, "no, that's not right. I need a bottle of martinis. The way you say it is just straight vodka."
"Sir, that is how you make martinis." I reply trying not to laugh
"That's not a martini." he says before leaving.
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