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Originally Posted by Blatherskite
By the way, Kegmama, reason you'd want me over these two clowns. I'm young and verile!
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...and clumsy and can't spell and still live with your parents.
look, son, if you
ever want to gain the attentions of a lady, you should not focus so much on your adversaries-- this behavior only exposes your fear and your insecurities, which by all accounts are despicable traits. you should instead focus on
her charms and how you can best please
her. you will never, ever prove your worth by acting like a silly boy in a locker room. grow up.
and here endeth the lesson.
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god damn, i'm feeling generous today...!