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dear spookie,
i have perhaps found the most obiquious path to communicate my approval or denial of a certain long playing record by discovering the quaint yet truthful mathematical expression of doing so in said fashion, it being the number of it compared to the masterful and unmatched sophomore full lenght album by athens, ga's prodigal sons after the proverbial r.e.m., neutral milk hotel, divided by the numerical expression of the value in square miles of ironic moustaches. said formula would be the keys to valhalla musical journalism via a paid occupation at the jealous-inducing offices at pitchfork media and would enable me to humilate every kind of music i am not familiar with since it most likely is not good because of this understanding.
that said, i have been observing an alarming increase over the internet to not follow the dogmatic teachings of said portal and have been second guessing about the coolness of said job. my doubt, as it is, refers to my motivation for the job, should i 'go for it' as ignorant people say or should i apply a work application over at spin?
kindly and sincere to you,
tommy smith
miami, florida.
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