[lucyrulesok]

we've had some weird neighbours. in my old block there was this poor old schizophrenic woman living above us and she always used to come and knock on my brother's window asking him if random things she'd found were his. downstairs from us lived this 50-something man and his ancient aunt. he was the rector at the local church. i flooded their house once (hangover/bath incident) and i went down to help them clear up and they had piles of junk everywhere, like old clothes and toys and saucepans and stuff, it was really weird. this man was engaged to some harpy (known as dog-face by the old, practically blind aunt), and i knocked an old vest off one of the piles of junk and it went in the water, and she had a massive go at me about how it was 'ruined'. weird. on other occasions we had to call the police because he used to beat up the old lady, which was really horrible.

now we live next door to a family of about 100 chavs, but they're quite nice and invited me to a barbeque yesterday.