[fishmonkey]

When were you happiest?
when i was 7

What is your greatest fear?
dying alone

What is your earliest memory?
Jersey Zoo aged 7

Which living person do you most admire, and why?
my Dad, no need to give a reason

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
bad judge of character

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
racism

What was your most embarrassing moment?
toilet door opening on a train, all me bits on show.

Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
Marshall Stack

What is your most treasured possession?
Marshall Stack/PC

Where would you like to live?
New York/Sydney

What would your super-power be?
the ability to fly

What makes you depressed?
shallow people/arguments with people i love

What do you most dislike about your appearance?
i'm a little too taller than i'd like/also my shoe size (12)

Who would play you in a film of your life?
Hulk Hogan

What is your most unappealing habit?
spitting

What is your fantasy costume of choice?
spiderman costume

What is your guiltiest pleasure?
America's Next Top Model

What do you owe your parents?
everything

To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
i cant answer this.

What does love feel like?
i dont know, if i was ever in love i didnt realise it.

Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it?
yes

Which living person do you most despise, and why?
Samuel L Jackson

Who would you invite to a dream dinner party?
Trent Reznor/All of Sonic Youth/William Burroughs/Morrissey/Wayne Rooney and various Man Utd players

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"at the end of the day" and "fuck-sticks"

What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
i made Tennis Balls in a tennis ball factory

If you could edit your past, what would you change?
i would'nt of gotten fired from a particular job i had.

If you could go back in time where would you go?
Ancient Rome

How do you relax?
read/watch TV/get stoned/drink/play computer games.

How often do you have sex?
not very often

What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
the ability to see the bigger picture

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
my general status in life.

What keeps you awake at night?
worry

How would you like to be remembered?
with kind thoughts

What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
to love every day as if it was yr last and to love many, trust few but to always paddle yr own canoe.

Where would you most like to be right now?
anywhere but in work

Tell me a joke.
how many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
just him to hold it in place and the whole world to revolve around him.



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