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When were you happiest?
When I was a little boy
What is your greatest fear?
Losing what is precious to me
What is your earliest memory?
Walking around blowing bubbles outside
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Iggy Pop, he's a beautiful person
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My pleas for attention
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Dishonesty
What was your most embarrassing moment?
Being drenched in my own vomit infront of a girl I liked.
Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
My guitar amp
What is your most treasured possession?
My Hondo II Les Paul copy
Where would you like to live?
There was a wooden palatial castle that burned down in 1842 a few miles from where I live, I'd like to rebuild it and live in it.
What would your super-power be?
Something that I could make a decent living off of that would benefit me greatly but wouldn't make me feel obligated to be a super hero.
What makes you depressed?
My inability to overcome my humanity
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
As far as my face- my chin followed closely by my nose
as far as body- definitely my man boobs and beer belly
Who would play you in a film of your life?
A young Gene Wilder
What is your most unappealing habit?
Jerking off
What is your fantasy costume of choice?
Darth Vader
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Liking crappy movies like that one about the high school for super heroes
What do you owe your parents?
I owe my Dad a trip to the movie's for his birthday
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
My Dad, ditto
What does love feel like?
I don't know
Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it?
No
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
Thomas Kinkade, you know why
Who would you invite to a dream dinner party?
Sonic Youth, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Selma Blair, and Scarlett Johannsen
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
I don't know, it changes up
What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
worked at subway
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
nothing, because I wouldn't be me
If you could go back in time where would you go?
I'd talk to Dostoyevsky and ask him what he planned for the sequel to The Brothers Karamazov
How do you relax?
watching history programs
How often do you have sex?
never
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
a motive
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Probably a song I wrote
What keeps you awake at night?
Everything
How would you like to be remembered?
Fondly
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
The world is inherently chaotic.
Where would you most like to be right now?
In the shower
Tell me a joke.
A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "hey we don't serve your kind here"
The mushroom says "what? I'm a fungi!"
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