View Single Post
Old 04.26.2007, 08:09 PM   #121
Cardinal Rob
the destroyed room
 
Cardinal Rob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the O.. O.. Organ Loft, West Yorkshire, UK
Posts: 553
Cardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's assesCardinal Rob kicks all y'all's asses
I am critical with the perfectionism I apply to my looks as well as myself as a whole.

The problems I have with my appearance are as follows:
I have a natural posture like a middle aged man who wears sandals.
I have that 'chubby' look at the ends of my mouth and my teeth on the bottom row overlap, making me unable to smile without looking like some Aryan manbeast.
It's quite annoying when my skin isn't pale.
My head's pretty tiny in a child-like way and photographs don't compliment this at all.
I could do with an extra inch or so. (no innuendo... but then again)


However, I like:
The texture of my hair. I can do a reasonable amount with it. It's very unruly which can be a bitch until sorted out, though once it is I look like some ravishing author. Oh my, yes.
I have a decent shape of face.
My wrinkles (I'm 15 but hey, they're here to stay) look alright at the moment. They won't when I start looking like the bottom of a Yorkshire pudding but for now...
My inconsistent teenage facial furniture that is a delightful mix of peach fuzz and actual beard work.
My stomach scar is like, wow.
I have nice eyelashes.
My eyebrows ain't too bad either. I style them.
I've developed a fairy decent posture.

*disappears up posterior*
__________________
lastFM | RYM | MySpace


 

Cardinal Rob is offline   |QUOTE AND REPLY|