The main girl in "Thirteen".
Zach Braff in anything.
Everyone in "The United States of Leland" (the worst movie ever made), especially Ryan Gosling's character.
The character Jigsaw in the "Saw" series (I have cancer, which automatically makes me God, and therefore I'm allowed to decide that other people should die based on my feelings that they are taking their lives for granted...really, the most retarded premise ever)
Amelie, "Amelie".
Everyone in "Me and You and Everyone We Know", but mostly the main girl.
Various characters in Wes Anderson films.
Tom Cruise in every Tom Cruise movie.
Any whiny little bitch in any movie, ever.
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