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All ironic references to the 1980's will be punishable by forced viewings of "BMX Bandits".
The Chinese will be our new masters, and we'll be arguing about the merits of Coco Gordon' Moore's side projects in between the 18-hour shifts at the clothes sweatshop.
Sarramkrop and Glice will be calling each other racoons, or racists, or raffles. The staff at the nursing home wll keep having to break up their wheelchair fights.
An ancient King Charles III will finally admit that he likes eating endangered species for fun.
The USA will officically change it's name to "New Mexico".
I will be working on a hot dog stand in Berlin, muttering about the good old days.
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Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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