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one time i was at the basement at my grandpas, downloading porn, when i heard banging at the door. i went upstairs and it was some drunk trying to break in. i, too, almost had a heart attack. i went and got my grandpa, who went to the door with a gun and talked to the guy. he wasn't violent, seemingly, he just wanted to piss. i called the police. they came and tackled him.
a few weeks later, he was found drunk and naked at a golf course.
and ... yeah. we kept reading about him in the paper.. i think he had a drinking problem.
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