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Old 05.22.2007, 08:07 AM   #33
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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
How do you deal with difficult people? I've had a record number of arseholes to deal with, today. Most of the time it's easy to offer them something that'll get them off my back, but one in particular was such an arrogant, demented bastard ,it made me wish him dead and buried. Do you switch to nice but sarcastic mode or you simply become rude and dismissive with them?


this is what i do..

go to my happy place, which is a little explicit so i'll spare you them details, then always find out the customers first name and call him by that, say its "John" then in my calmest and most softest voice i tell them

"john, why the fuck dont you just fuck off and suck a hi-powered fart outa my ass you slave driving bollox"

then hang up.
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