mi first job was in a big food/drink store, it was terrible, so i quit after less then a week.
then i was in confectionery (sp?) making cakes and cool austrian sweet thingies...
then i was night shift security in a second hand car 'store', it was cool to hang around stoned with a huge around beside you

then i got in the newspaper, and hang around as a journo for the last year and so.