Nicking the premise of the BBC2 TV series, which 5 things would you put in Room 101? Mine would be:
1. Jo Whiley (Radio 1 DJ) - God, she's such a creep and arselicker, and he has a really annoying voice.
2. "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" - I haven't even seen this film, but hate it just from what people have told me about it. Bish bosh mockney shit.
3. "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet of Crisps" - a BBC comedy that's about as hilarious as genital warts.
4. The NME - what was a decent paper 20 years ago is now a pile of irrelevant cack.
5. Charity muggers - those people who accost you in the street asking you you to sign a direct debit for their charity. I've got your charity - RIGHT HERE.
