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I was once going out with a blonde bimbo.
She often opened her mouth in the name of stupidity.
One occasion that sticks in my mind was when we were in the pub and she asked for a packet of dry roasted peanuts.
Then, as she's eating them, says to everyone at the table:
"I really like these, you know. I wonder what they make them out of."
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