You always win prizes on those scratch cards. And it's always the shit prize. And you always have to pay postage on the shit prize. And the postage always comes to more than the value of the shit prize. And you have to phone to find out which prize you've won (ie the shit one). And the cost of the call also comes to more than the value of the shit prize.
In summary: they are a rip off (surprise, surprise).
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