(Cut to
Fred doing some stupid brake dance moves)
Fred: Alright, yoyoyo! Everybody, check this out! William Miller, check this out! Ready?
(
Fred “brakes” on some pizza boxes)
(William is on the phone)
William: Hi, Rolling Stone? This is William Miller. Listen, I think I changed my mind. Could I interview Radiohead instead? Oh, how about Moby? Aerosmith? I take anybody, please, I… The Backstreet Boys?
(William is interviewing Limp Bizkit’s guitarist Wes Borland)
William: So, is there a reason you dress like this.
Wes:
Fred likes me to dress up in different outfits, kinda like KISS. Only lamer.
William: Why you do it?
Wes: ‘Cause I’m a whore for money.