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Originally Posted by Norma J
Oh boy. I dread the thought of anything going in my cock. I know people who have had tubes up there and I get all uneasy thinking about it. Don't think I'd be able to allow it - the uncomfort factor would be extremely high.
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No worries, if nothing goes wrong beforehand they won't test you until you're over 50 I believe.
The regular tests aren't too too bad, it's just a needle just in and out really quick. Still VERY uncomfortable though, I got teary eyed when I got it.
I'll describe how bad surgery was for me if you're willing to read it. They put the regular test swab in, only covered in fluid to freeze the penis. This hurts tonnes, but I thought it would be better afterwards because I wouldn't feel anything. And two minutes later I couldn't feel anything down there. It was like the feeling when you touch your hand or foot when the circulation has been cut off for a while. When the camera and tube were in, it was terribly painful still. Probably the worst pain I've ever felt. After the camera scan, the tube poured steralized water into my bladder. He kept filling it too.
Doctor: More?
Me: NO. FUCK IT'S FULL. STOP
Doctor: Is it full?
And it was like pouring water into a glass until it started overflowing. He finally stopped and pulled the tube out, so I ran to the washroom. But everything just...burnt. And I wanted to piss the burning out, but everytime I tried, it burnt more. I was screaming in the hospital hallway hunched over, and people looked but I really care at the time. The burning lasted a good part of the day.
I'm just glad I don't have to do it again. Lesson: Don't fuck around with drugs or STD's.