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can't you have courses?

look, start with a nice bowl of goat head soup MADE WITH BEER. oh yeah. beer soup rules. gooat head soup rules too. combine them FTW.

follow with some fried eggs and a slice of placenta-- think eggs & spam, or scrapple.

end with cup cakes for dessert. not my favorite, but whatever.

you're lacking fruits & vegetables dear. could you dump the cupcakes & have a bowl of bing cherries instead? oh yeah, and have a side salad with the placenta&egg-- something like finely chopped lettuce, tomato, cucumber, parsley or dill.