[schizophrenicroom]

Mike Watt comes out of the crapper looking moderately relieved. Everyone gets a horrified look on their face. Steve whines how he hates Coke.

Mike: Don't put me off, 'cause I'm on fire..
Thurston: O RLY NOW??!

MADONNA comes out from underneath the sink. She is clad in a blue catsuit similar to Lee's. Everyone looks moderately scared. Patti appears stoned.

MADONNA: And I can't quench my desire!
TONY DANZA!: I'm burning up.

It turns out he is burning up. Kim has set him on fire.

Bob Mould: lol lol lol.
Kim: Something in the air here makes you go insane.
Patti: lol

husker du and mike watt KICK OUT a rousing cover of burning up. lee and madonna dance. the rest of sonic youth and patti break out into an interpretive dance communicating the underlying themes in the song burning up. it ends

Thurston: Dude, we're on a plane. Husker Du is on a plane!
Patti: "here are members of Husker Du on this Motherfuckin plane!


Kim chats with Patti on the plane.
Patti: You lit Tony Danza on fire on the plane today but nobody cared because Uma wasn't around.
Kim: But what ever happened to you and Uma?
Patti: I don't know. It's too hard to talk about.

Thurston and Steve meet up with Husker Du.

Steve: Huskers on a plane! Uh are your eyes okay Grant?
Grant: I'm fine. Hey, do you want to wrestle?
Steve: No thanks.
Thurston: Yep the SST days were good times.
Grant: Damn yeah they were
Mould: Yep

Henry Rollins walks towards them.

Mould: God I hope Rollins doesn't chat with us.
Rollins: Peprica Balls anybody?
Steve: Peprica Balls? Fuck.
Rollins: Ah I remember in the SST days when Black Flag was playing with Painted Willy and they...

Kim gives a cold stare at Rollins.

Rollins: I gotta go!
Husker Du: Thanks Kim.
Kim: He hasn't forgot about the balcony incident.

The Yoof, Huskers, Henry, and Patti are relaxing on the plane after an intense bout of eating paprika balls and many more balls and discussing Uma. There is suddenly a big cloud of pink smoke .SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON APPEARS.

SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON: Did I hear there were Huskers on this plane?
J/Patti: I've seen too much to try you...
SAMUEL L: No way! HUSKERS! COME ON NIXON!

A cloud of purple smoke. NIXON APPEARS.




Nixon: I AM NOT A CROOK BUT I AM A HUSKER DU FAN!
Mould: Thanks
Rollins: What about Rollins Band.
Patti: Shut the fuck up! Nobody Cares!
Rollins: Why don't you shut up first Patti?
Nixon: Don't you have some peprica balls to attend to Rollins.

Rollins walks away mumbling

Nixon: Can you guys play "Diane"
Norton: Okay
Danza: PLAY FREEBIRD!

Awkward Silence....
Lee helps a half blinded Grant Hart get to his drum set and Husker Du begins to play Diane. Nixon sneaks away looking for some lovin.
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