[schizophrenicroom]

Nixon sneaks into the cockpit, reaching into his pants. He feels a roll of duct tape. In the cockpit, Shatner is sat reclining back looking at a picture of Leonard Nemoy. Nixon looks hot.

Nixon: Hi, buttzsex lol.
THE SHAT: I. Would not. Object. To. That.

Groovy porn music, like Van Halen or something, starts to play. Grunting can be heard all the way near the seats of the Huskers, Henry, The Yoof, and Patti. It can be heard over the sounds of HUSKER DU's "Diane". Dancers dressed in purple catsuits pop out from underneath the seats.

Henry: Now what about Rollins band?
Patti: STFU!

After an intense love making session, Nixon sneaks out and Shat walks out in a white robe and cigarette.

Shat: Yeah I still got it.
The rest of the plane: GROSS!
The Game: Who would make love to that thing dawg?
Patti: I bet it was Rollins!

Everybody starts laughing.

Rollins: Shut up! I'm way too straight to do that!
Lee: Yeah thats why you wear your cute little short shorts at every show you have ever played.
Rollins: Stop it guys!
Mould: I heard Greg Ginn kicked you out of Black Flag because he was tired of seeing your thighs every show.
Rollins: I gotta go!
Shat: I don't know exactly who made love to me. He was wearing a Richard Nixon mask the whole time.
Kim: It was totally Rollins.
Rollins: I heard that!